Updated Reports

Reports are coming in daily from the people on the streets regarding our dear friend SteelerFan! After a week of euphoria from the win by his beloved Steelers, things have gone down quickly. First we hear news that Polamalu is down and out. Then they go out and get beat by Jay Cutler and the Broncs. The only thing that saved the weekend for SF is the loss of the Patriots to the ever hated J-E-T-S! SF has been seen wrestling in the streets with homeless people over a moldy package of hot dog buns. We asked the homeless man for his thoughts, but all we received were random babbling about Harry Truman and Jackie Gleason. SF was last seen running down India Street dressed only in a Terrible Towel, yellow and black body paint, and screaming REPEAT! at the top of his lungs. Please stay tuned for more details!